Now not to support the home team
At this point, dozens of Crusty Curmudgeon readers will cross their legs in sympathy:
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today. . . .
It was reported that the man told his friends: “If Wales win I’ll cut my own balls off.” . . .
A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
You think? Talk about being off his nut.
Reason #2,549 why Internet romance is a bad idea
Then there’s the one about the guy who wouldn’t date his wife when he found out she was married:
A budding romance between a Jordanian man and woman turned into an ugly public divorce when the couple found out that they were in fact man and wife, state media reported. . . .
The shock of finding out their true identities was too much for the pair. Upon seeing Sanaa-alias-Jamila, Bakr-alias-Adnan turned white and screamed at the top of his lungs: “You are divorced, divorced, divorced” — the traditional manner of officially ending a marriage in Islam. “You are a liar,” Sanaa retorted before fainting, the agency said.