Um . . . severe localization issues, to say the least. Matthew in Beirut posts vidcaps of a Chinese pirate DVD of Revenge of the Sith, complete with hilarious and inept English subtitles.
This is the sort of thing that happens when you translate from English to Chinese and back again, probably with the help of a machine.
Read it and laugh. I was crying.
(H/T: Ghost of a Flea.)