Murder most foul
Here’s the latest conspiracy theory from the Middle East, which can cook these things up almost as quickly as they can in Michigan or Idaho:
Palestinian Authority chairman Yasser Arafat died after a poison was injected into his ear, according to statements made by senior PA official Ahmad Abdul Rahman that appeared yesterday in the London-based Al-Quds Al-Arabi newspaper.
Yeah yeah. I’d believe it, if I hadn’t already read Hamlet.
I guess it’s safe to say Arafat never saw that one coming. Whether he heard it is still up for debate.