Hoo boy . . . some people have way too much time on their hands – including NY Post reporters who are having way too much fun writing these stories.
Superman and Batman took on New York’s Finest last night in an epic Crossroads of the World battle that left the Caped Crusader in cuffs.
Stunned Times Square tourists and office workers watched agog as cops struggled to subdue Clark Kent’s alter ego without kryptonite.
“The Man of Steel didn’t go down with just two officers, it took seven officers!” witness Ryan McCormick said. “He was putting up a good fight. Little kids were like, ‘Mommy, it’s Superman!'”
If that wasn’t weird enough, McCormick turned and saw the Dark Knight handcuffed to a chair like a common villain.
Meanwhile, New York’s finest are stepping up their patrols of the city, in case Lex Luthor, the Joker, or Mr. Mxyzptlk try to take advantage of the situation.