And now . . . this – Jul. 6/15

Remember yesterday’s story about the nitwit who killed himself trying to launch a firework off his head?

The mother of a man who tried to launch a firework off the top of his head for July Fourth and was killed instantly said Monday she’s advocating for stricter controls about who can use the explosives.

Devon Staples, 22, and his friends had been drinking and setting off fireworks Saturday night in a backyard in Staples’ eastern Maine hometown, Calais, when the accident happened with a reloadable fireworks mortar tube, police have said.

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First, it wasn’t an “accident.” It was reckless behaviour done on purpose, but with an unintended consequence.

Second, you can’t regulate stupidity.

Third, as a corollary, if we could regulate stupidity, then banning stupid drunkies from playing with pyrotechnics ought to pretty much solve the problem.

I’m really, really trying to work up some sympathetic feelings, but it’s not working. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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