KJV-only silly math rides again!

It’s Crank Week, take 2!

If you put Harold Camping into a particle accelerator and fired him at near-lightspeed into Gail Riplinger so they fused together, what would you get? None other than Peter S. Ruckman, of course. Dr. Petey’s biblical hermeneutic, and I use that term most generously, combines the bombastic nuttery of Riplinger with the incomprehensible pseudo-mathematical hermeneutic of Camping.

Here’s a real gem of an “argument” I found courtesy of the evil Alexandrian Cultists plotting to overthrow Christianity at Bible Versions Discussion Board, from the June 2009 issue [PDF] of Dr. Petey’s newsletter, the Bible Believers Bulletin:

Now, do you want a bomb to put in your pocket to shut the mouths of these stupid idiots who deny the four Scriptural truths written in “the scripture of truth” (Dan. 10:21). Well, here it is: it is delivered by a Filipino Christian who came out of Manila. This is Periander Aban Esplana, who was 35 years old when he wrote it. His work is callled “The Bible Formula.” . . .

Bro. Espiana’s AV 1611 “Mathematical Formula” turns out to be anohter one of several hundred “advanced revelations” that were totally missed by A. T. Robertson, Kenneth Wuest. . . . The “formula” is as follows:

A. At the beginning of the Bible in Genesis 1:1 – 10 words, 44 letters 17 vowels, and 27 consonants – IN ENGLISH, not ANY Hebrew manuscript.

B. At the end of the Church Age in 1 John 5:7 – 22 words, 88 letters, 34 vowels, and 54 consonants IN ENGLISH, not ANY Greek manuscript.

C. At the end of the Bible in Revelation 22:21 – 12 words, 44 letters, 17 vowels, and 27 consonants – IN ENGLISH, not in ANY Greek manuscript.

The AV 1611 Mathematical Formula is as follows:

A-44 plus C-44 equals B-88

A-17 plus C-17 equals B-34

A-27 plus C-27 equals B-54

That is, the WORDS found in Genesis 1:1 added to the WORDS found in Revelation 22:21 (the beginning and the end are summed up in 1 John 5:7 by the Trinity.

The LETTERS found in Genesis 1:1 aded to the LETTERS found in Revelation 22:21 produce the total LETTERS in 1 John 5:7.

The VOWELS found in Genesis 1:1 added to the VOWELS found in Revelation 22:21 give you the total VOWELS in 1 John 5:7.

The CONSONANTS found in Genesis 1:1 added to the CONSONANTS found in Revelation 22:21 equal those CONSONANTS found in 1 John 5:7.

Got it? Explain it. Not one Hebrew or Greek manuscript found in 2,000 years displays that mathematical miracle.

King James only! King James Onlyism! Heresy! Oh, God, save us from RUCKMANISM! Oh, what a cultic RUCKMANITE!”

Ahh, go stick you [sic] left hind leg in your right ear.

I’ll repent of that advice when you send me the EXPLANATION for that ADVANCED REVELATION God gve you through a 35-year-old Filipino. In the meantime, act like a gentleman, even though you are NOT. Go “strut your stuff” before some cloned robots like yourself, and don’t waste our time. We havethe holy scriptures“; you don’t.1

Wooooooooow.

Paging Harold Camping.

But what’s to explain? Before someone can even begin to “explain” this pseudo-mathematical loblolly, Dr. Petey has to explain a few things himself. To wit:

  • Who is Periander Aban Esplana, and why should I care?
  • Why should I expect this apparent mathematical coincidence to have any significance at all?
  • Why should we accept that 1 John 5:7 stands for the “end of the Church Age”? I suspect Dr. Petey takes some incomprehensible, hyper-Dispensationalist nitwittery for granted, but I remain not-convinced.
  • Does the letter Y count as a consonant or a vowel?
  • Does it work for spacing and punctuation as well, or just letters?
  • Is this “mathematical miracle” truly unique, or would I find another one if I started searching for it elsewhere in the Bible – or, for that matter, any other English text that I happened to download, like the ridiculous “Bible codes” that were so popular 10 years ago?

More to the point, as I asked in another recent post: What possesses people to start hunting for these arbitrary patterns in the Bible and then ascribing some sort of theological meaning to them? Did it go something like this? “If only there were the same number of letters, consonants, and vowels in the first and last verses of the Bible, and when you added them together, you got the exact letter, consonant and vowel count of 1 John 5:7! That’d sure show those Bible skeptics, wouldn’t it. Say, I think I’ll try it. Whaaa -? Gasp! I – I don’t believe it, it’s absolutely true. It’s a miracle! I’ve got to call someone about this. Operator, give me the number for Bible Believers Baptist Church in Pensacola, Florida, and right away, the future of the human race is at stake!” Only, of course, it would be in Tagalog.

Well, you knew I was going to do some fact-checking, didn’t you? In fact, Dr. Petey’s/Esplana’s word/letter count is quite correct.

But wait a minute. It’s correct based upon the 1769 KJV – the revision of the KJV text made by Benjamin Blayney that is usually published today. But didn’t Dr. Petey say this an “AV 1611” mathematical formula? Does the logo on the Bible Believers’ Bulletin not have “AV 1611” on it? Yes, it does.

No fair pulling a bait-and-switch and substituting the wrong Bible! Let’s see if this “mathematical miracle” works on the edition of the KJV that Petey says it’s supposed to. After all, as KJV-onlyists constantly harp, there’s no real difference between revisions of the KJV apart from corrections of spelling or punctuation. Well, suddenly, now we have a “proof” of the KJV’s inspiration that relies on the precise spelling of the text, so let’s see how it stacks up.

I looked up the images of the original KJV on SCETI, one of my favourite Web sites for this kind of work. Here’s the text as it originally appeared in 1611, along with the word, letter, vowel, and consonant counts:

In the beginning God created the heauen, and the Earth. (Gen. 1:1)

Whoops. Thanks to the peculiarities of early-17th-century typography, there’s a superfluous vowel in there. That means that this verse has a count of 10 words, comprising 44 letters, of which 18 are vowels and, obviously, 26 consonants. On to the last verse of the Bible:

The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen. (Rev. 22:21)

This verse is letter-for-letter identical in both editions. Count: 12 words comprising 44 letters, of which 17 are vowels and 27 consonants.

So the total for the first and last verses of the Bible are: 22 words, comprising 88 letters of which 35 are vowels and 53 consonants. It’s all up to you, Iohn:

For there are three that beare record in heauen, the Father, the Word, and the holy Ghost; and these three are one. (1 John 5:7)

So sorry. That’s 22 words, 89 letters, 36 vowels and 53 consonants.

I guess we’ll just have to chalk this one up as yet another crackpot KJV-only goofy proof . . . of nothing.

You gotta laugh

Footnote

1 Peter S. Ruckman, “A Mathematical Bomb for ‘Cloned Robots,'” Bible Believers’ Bulletin, Vol. 33 No. 6 (June 2009) (accessed 14 August 2009), 13, 19. Available at http://www.kjv1611.org/BBB/2009/jun-2009.pdf; Internet. Emphasis in original.

39 Responses to KJV-only silly math rides again!

  1. dt says:

    You actually thing u is a vowel when representing v? And you’re mocking these people?

  2. Ransom says:

    You actually thing u is a vowel when representing v? And you’re mocking these people?

    Doesn’t matter, there’s still a superfluous silent E.

  3. This strangeness you write about is a bit overwhelming for my brain but it would not surprise me at all if it is a real work of God. God is amazing far beyond our comprehension and who’s to say he did not construct the english language and inspire the translation of the KJV as well.

    Why do I say this — If you’re into more strangeness, I can prove God inspired a 10 part pattern that runs perfectly throughout the Bible (OT and NT) that reveals what I call his Plan of Redemption. More incredibally, every number in the Bible including chapter and verses is a sort of pointer back to this pattern. No joke…this is real and easily validated. See my website http://www.amazingword.com.

    Some clues this is real..Did you know John 3, home of John 3:16 is the 1000th chapter of the Bible; that Psalms 117, the shortest and only two verse chapter of the Bible is the very center chapter of the Bible?; that Matthew 24:42 a verse and chapter about the “Day of the Lord (24 hours) happens to be the 24,000th verse of the Bible. God is way beyond awesome! norm@amazingword.com

  4. Gail Riplinger cites this in ‘Hazardous Materials’, of course. As a proof of the inspiration of the King James, no less. She does hold the chapter and verse divisions to be inspired as well.

  5. Jennifer says:

    The enemy of souls has certainly sidetracked and filled the mind of the above with such petty nonsense, taking up so much precious time while souls are being lost eternally in the lake of fire. Why not preach the Word instead of arguing about it. I believe the problem is there is no spititual disposition. Professors cannot have spiritual obedience, proceeding from an enlightened understanding and awakened conscious and a renewed heart. These people will have to give an account one day, for rejecting God’s Word. They need to be regenerated, by the Spirit of God.

  6. Do you really want to know me? Conduct serious research and you’ll know me but since you are already thoroughly bigoted in your blind fanaticism, let me introduce myself to you. Let me post here my bio-info in my website:

    PERIANDER ABAN ESPLANA was born at Sta. Mesa, Manila, Philippines in June 8, 1974 [1]. He was the seventh of the twelve children of Domingo Esplana and Araceli Aban. He loved to learn language, mathematics [2], music [3], spirituality, logic, technology, and arts [4]. As a government scholar, under Private Education Student Financial Assistance (PESFA) scholarship program, he earned the Bachelor of Secondary Education (B.S.Ed.) major in General Science at Mabini College in 1996. He also studied basic computer education at Databyte Institute of Technology (now Databyte Computer College) [5]. He is the webmaster of the website “BIBLEMATHEMATICS: Exhibition of Bible‘s Inerrancy” [6] at http://www.geocities.com/perianthium786 and “The World Wide Web Question Website” at http://perianth.tripod.com. He served as a seminar speaker on creation science [7] and as one of the Bible teachers at Grace Gospel Fellowship [8]. He is a member of the Information and Communication Technology (ICT) local council of the municipality of Sta. Elena. He is also the Sta. Elena Cluster Youth for Environment in Schools Organization (YES-O) moderator. He is the Vice-President of the Science Club Advisers Association of Camarines Norte (SCAACN). At present, he is a chemistry and computer instructor at Rizal National High School (RNHS) [9]. The author welcomed correspondence.

    1. His name “Periander” was taken from one of the Seven Wise Men of Greece (7th and 6th centuries BC).
    2. He learned to read and write Filipino and English languages at age five, Greek at age nine, computed the gematria of the disputed readings of Greek Textus Receptus at age seventeen, and discovered the A.V.1611 arithmographica at age twenty-three. He began to search THE FORMULA when he was seventeen years old. He discovered its mathematical equation at age twenty-three. He taught himself HTML programming at age twenty-five.
    3. In his childhood days, he was a soloist in the children‘s choir of Kapitbahayan Christian Fellowship (Fundamental Baptist Church). One of his hobbies is to write songs of various topics. He is the composer of the song “End of Time” performed by the Christian band “Lunchbox.”
    4. He was always one of the leading students in his class from elementary to college. He was the First placer in Physical Science (Tertiary Level) at the 1995 Division Science Fair and Quiz Bee.
    5. He served as one of its instructors. He also served as President of Databyte Computer Field Instructors Association (DACOFIA) in 1997.
    6. He is a pioneer in web page designing in Camarines Norte, Philippines. He served as a contest administrator of the web page designing contest (Homepage Development) in the following competitions: 2002 Division Skills O‘Rama, 2004 Division Student Technologists and Entrepreneurs of the Philippines (S.T.E.P.) Skills Competition, 2005 Division Student Technologists & Entrepreneus of the Philippines (S.T.E.P) Skills Competition, 2006 Division Student Technologists & Entrepreneus of the Philippines (S.T.E.P) Skills Competition, and 2007 Division Student Technologists & Entrepreneus of the Philippines (S.T.E.P) Skills Competition. His website is a member of Fundamental Baptist KJB Webring, Christian Webring, and Bible & Science Webring. It is one of the recipients of the “Golden Web Award 2003-2004.”
    7. He is a co-founder of Inter-schools Youth Movement (ISYM) and of Christian Link (CL). Together with Raul Vargas and Anthony Esplana, they conduct creation science seminar to different Christian schools and churches.
    8. He also served as a youth camp counselor at the Associated Christian Churches of the Philippines, Inc. (ACCPHIL). ACCPHIL is the national association of the Fundamental Baptist Churches in the Philippines. He was chosen as the Best Camp Counselor in the year 2000.
    9. He is the former subject leader of RNHS Science Department. He is now the ICT coordinator. He is the project adviser of its science investigatory project entitled “The Multi-System Water Purifier” which won First place in the 2005 Division Intel Philippine Science Fair. It has also garnered “The POMCAT Awards for Renewable Energy Projects” in connection with the United Nations Development Program (UNDP). He won First place in the Essay Writing Contest during the “2005 Education Week” held at the Department of Education (DepEd) Compound, Daet, Camarines Norte on December 20, 2005 with the topic “Camarines Norte Teachers Association (CNTA): A Potent Tool for Optimizing Teacher‘s Unity and Development.” He is the winning coach in the Logo-making contest which won First Place in the 1st Regional YES-O Science Camp held at Jose Panganiban, Camarines Norte and in the Poster-making contest which won First Place in the 6th National Youth for Environment Summer (YES) Camp held at Dumaguete City. He also works with two Jewish scholars, Dr. Isaac Mozeson and Josh Ben, on the Edenic Genome Project. This project systematically traced the Hebrew roots of different languages around the world.

    News for November 2008:

    Periander A. Esplana is the First Prize Winner in the International Innovation/Recycle Contest at http://www.instructables.com/contest/partylikeits1929/. His contest piece is entitled “How to Convert an Old Cell Phone (Nokia 6600) into a Supergadget-Microcomputer”.

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    He would like also to thank the thousands of tech geeks and geniuses out there who voted and forwarded his instructable.

    News for December 2008:

    Last December 3, 2008, Mr. Periander A. Esplana was interviewed by GMA-7 for a feature story of his accomplishments and achievements. It was featured on December 6, 2008 and replayed December 7, 2008 at QTV.

    News for June 2009:

    Dr. Peter S. Ruckman discussed and endorsed “THE BIBLE FORMULA: 1Jn.5:7 = Gen.1:1 + Rev.22:21” in his full-length article at Bible Believers’ Bulletin (Vol.33, No.6, June 2009) pages 5, 13 and 19 entitled “A Mathematical Bomb for ‘Cloned Robots'”. He wrote: “Now, do you want a bomb to put in your pocket to shut the mouths of these stupid idiots who deny the four Scriptural truths written in “the scripture of truth” (Dan. 10:21)? Well, here it is; it is delivered by a Filipino Christian who came out of Manila. This is Periander Aban Esplana, who was 35 years old when he wrote it. His work is called ‘The Bible Formula.’ You can get it from Box 6, Daet, Camarines Norte 4600, Philippines. Bro. Esplana’s AV 1611 ‘Mathematical Formula’ turns out to be another one of several hundred ‘advanced revelations’ that were totally missed by A. T. Robertson, Kenneth Wuest, J. Vernon McGee, Billy Graham, Jerry Falwell, Charles Stanley, Tim LaHaye, Charles Hodge, Stewart Custer, Harold Willmington, Robert Sumner, Bob Ross, Donald Waite, James White, C. S. Lewis, Spiros Zodhiates, Kurt Aland, Bruce Metzger, J. R. Dummelow, Jamieson, Fausset, and Brown, Adam Clarke, Campus Crusade, Youth for Christ, the 700 Club, the PTL Club, the last six Popes, Erwin Nestle, Tischendorf, Trench, Thayer, Kittle, Gesenius, Delitzsch, and twenty theological Seminaries.” Then, Dr. Ruckman summarized the mathematical formula and challenged the scholars throughout the world to explain “the advanced revelation” and “mathematical miracle” of that formula. This is the second time that Dr. Ruckman discussed “The Bible Formula.” The first was in BIBLE BELIEVERS’ BULLETIN, Vol.29, No.5, May 2005 where he wrote in pages 8 and 14: “Periander A. Esplana discovered this ‘formula,’ and it was published on the internet in A.D. 2000. It has been common knowledge since then—for FIVE YEARS. In those five years not one ‘Scholarship Only’ fanatic has dared even to discuss the matter. Like the ‘Mythological Septuagint,’ fifty seminaries, Bible institutes, colleges, and universities (with the Revision Committees of the RSV, NRSV, ASV, NASV, and NIV) have remained as mute and as dumb about the matter as a dead skunk. They should; it ‘becomes’ them. God Almighty wrote that Book just to make them look like what they are: cloned robots, all programmed by the same jackass. And I say that with ‘charity,’ of course!”

    News for July 2009:

    The Bible Formula was discussed by Dr. Gail Riplinger in her latest 1,200-page book entitled “HAZARDOUS MATERIALS: Greek and Hebrew Study Dangers, the Voice of Strangers, the Men Behind the Smokescreen, Burning Bibles Word by Word.” In Chapter 31 – “Seven Infallible Proofs of the King James Bible’s Inspiration”, pp.1181-1184, she wrote the following:
    No doubt myriads of miraculous phenomenon can be observed by someone who will pause and pray. Jesus said that “if thou wouldest believe, thou shouldest see the glory of God” (John 11:40). For example, the word “sin” occurs 447 times in the King James Bible. The word “blood” occurs 477 times in the King James Bible. God’s math is perfect because “without shedding of blood is no remission” of sin (Heb. 9:22).
    The following miraculous phenomenon was discovered some years ago by Periander A. Esplana, a Christian from Camarines Norte, Philippines. It may be, perhaps, God’s way of confounding “the wise and prudent,” who suggest that the Trinity of 1 John 5:7 does not belong in the Bible. From the following we can draw no other conclusions than that the Holy Bible, even in one of its many forms, reveals the glory of God. There are no books in the world, let alone other English Bible versions, or do-it-yourself translations from Greek and Hebrew lexicons (done by bible schools students), that will exhibit this. AV Publications

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    2007 News:

    Our website, according to the EKKLESIA COMMUNICATOR, is “A super good Page for Christians and ‘Atheists’ He has some good questions that need answers and no ‘so-called atheist’ or agnostic can answer them.”
    Ekklesia Communicator

    Our website is one of the ‘cool links’ in the official website of the the Christian Band RAMOTH GILEAD
    The official website of the Christian Band Ramoth Gilead

    Our main article “The A.V.1611 Formula” is called by the KJV-ASIA.COM as “The A.V. 1611 CODE”.
    The KJV-ASIA.COM used it as the only mathematical argument for the authenticity of the Johannine comma.
    KJV-ASIA.COM

    Our article “In Defense of Insanity” is one of the ‘links for many perusalizing habits’ of the SITUATIONIST INTERNATIONAL.
    Situationist International Archives

    2006 News:

    Last year (2006), I was asked by Dr. Vladimir B. Ginzburg to review his highly-scientific book “Prime Elements of Ordinary Matter, Dark Matter & Dark Energy: Beyond Standard Model & String Theory”. My review was published in its second revised edition (2007). You can read its first 25 pages in .pdf format at http://www.universal-publishers.com

    2005 News:

    The introductory article of the A.V.1611 Formula entitled “What is the Formula of All Things?” was published in THE BIBLICAL ASTRONOMER, Volume 15, Number 114, pp.126-130. The Biblical Astronomer is the quarterly publication of the The Association for Biblical Astronomy. ASSOCIATION FOR BIBLICAL ASTRONOMY

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    Is that enough? Today, I just uploaded my new instructable on artificial intelligence markup language. You can read it here: http://www.instructables.com/id/BASIC-TUTORIAL-ON-ARTIFICIAL-INTELLIGENCE-MARKUP-L/

    Good news for you! I am now writing my three-volume book on Biblemathematics. And last week, I have just finished my “little” new book with the title: THE MATHEMATICAL PERFECTION OF THE KING JAMES BIBLE.

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  8. Yes, Riplinger’s obsessed with petty nonsense, and those who think such ‘codes’ prove the inspiration of the Bible are indeed sidetracked. But I wouldn’t call it Satanic, just silly.

  9. Jennifer says:

    Sorry, it is you who is obsessed with petty nonsense. The Bible (one only, not 200) is the inerrant inspired Word of God, which one day will judge you at the Great White Throne, as you have no light. Satan has blinded your eyes lest the light of the glorious gospel should shine in and you should get saved. You do have another Jesus, another spirit, and another gospel, as you rest your false faith on corrupt catholic versions which are the birth child of the haters of the Word of God, Westcott and Hort. You already have done so much damage and you have so much to give an account for, why don’t you remedy yourself and repent of the damage you have done in your Satanic attacks on a Holy God and His Holy Bible before it is forever too late. Try reading “An Understadable History of the Bible” by S.C. Gipp, Th.D. I hope and pray that your eyes may be opened to what you are doing and the seriousness of what one day you will be brought under judgment for.

  10. Jennifer says:

    Periander, Thank you for making yourself known. It is indeed a pleasure and certainly a breath of fresh air to meet someone of your calibre with the spiritual insight you have displayed and the knowlege of the Textus Receptus and once again God is still in patience calling a people to Himself through His Holy Word. The Biblical mathmatics you have revealed is astounding, pointing us once more to the only true God who can only be found through Jesus Christ as revealed through His Sacred Scriptures.

  11. Ransom says:

    Counting vowels and calling it “theology” is astounding?

  12. Jennifer says:

    Yes, it is astounding! God doesn’t need to prove Himself, and yet in His longsuffering for the likes of you, He makes known more infallable proofs that He wrote only one English speaking Bible for the times in which we live, but obviously that is not enough for those who wilfully disbelieve His Word. Satan must be very happy with the outcome of divisions and discention he has caused in sidetracking people from the real issues of preaching about sin and repentance and making the Saviour Lord of your life. Satan has blinded the eyes of those who believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel should shine through and they should be saved. Be careful you are not numbered amongst those, it is a serious matter!

  13. Jennifer says:

    My comments on August 21st were referring to the Highland Host.

  14. Jennifer says:

    And those on the same bandwagon.

  15. I’m not going to defend Bible codes and even every study of Bible numbers, but it is wrong to criticize those who are into the deep study of the Miracle of God’s Word. God does not need for everyone to study his word in exactly the same way. It is complex beyond our imagination and he left very special indicators to give us clues to the DNA like structure within it’s pages.

    Be careful about speaking about what God thinks is right or wrong…Jer 32:27 “Behold, I am the LORD, the God of all flesh; is anything too difficult for Me?” — From the 777th chapter.

    NOTE THE VERY OBVIOUS INDICATORS OF A DNA LIKE BIBLE ORGANIZATION:

    Example: It is no accident that John chapter 3 the home of John 3:16 is the 1000th chapter of the Bible.

    Example: It is no accident that Psalms 22 which is a first person account of Jesus on the Cross is the 500th chapter

    Example: It is no accident that Psalms 117 is the exact center chapter and happens to be the shortest and only two verse chapter.

    I rarely find skeptics brave enough to declare these examples as coincidence and suspect it is because they can’t explain them; can’t dismiss them as chance; but can’t let themselves see that if they are not coincidence, they are by design–I wonder by who?

    Be a little more humble and seek the truth in God’s Word and criticize those different from you a little less.

    http://www.amazingword.com
    N Patriquin

  16. Jennifer, thank you for continually standing on one perfect God’s Word: the King James Bible. Fight the good fight of faith.

    In a forum, KJB-infidels like McClare were discussing Ruckman, Riplinger, me and my website. Then, I joined the Forum, you know what happen? They tremble. They cannot answer my challenge and my five questions. Their arrogant stupidity and blind bigotry were all exposed in the light of God’s Word.
    My user name there is: sciencephilosophyreligion or SPR.
    Visit the forum and witness how KJB-infidels were shown in their true color: blind fools.
    http://bibleversiondiscussionboard.yuku.com/topic/4537/t/Ruckman-Rides-Rampant.html?page=1
    http://bibleversiondiscussionboard.yuku.com/topic/4537/t/Ruckman-Rides-Rampant.html?page=2
    http://bibleversiondiscussionboard.yuku.com/topic/4537/t/Ruckman-Rides-Rampant.html?page=3
    http://bibleversiondiscussionboard.yuku.com/topic/4537/t/Ruckman-Rides-Rampant.html?page=4

    • Ransom says:

      In a forum, KJB-infidels like McClare were discussing Ruckman, Riplinger, me and my website.

      The term “KJB-infidel” implies that the proper object of faith is the KJB. If that is what you want to believe, you are entitled.

      But be warned that this admission would put you outside of the faith delivered to the saints (Jude 3). In your zeal to mark yourself a “KJB believer,” therefore, you push yourself away from being a Christ believer.

      They cannot answer my challenge and my five questions.

      Do not lie, Periander. I and others did answer your five questions, and the evidence can be seen at the links you provided.

      • I do NOT lie infidel-lover McClare because when I wrote the above statement there is no post that attempted to answer my five questions. But now, there are KJB-infidels like you who tried to “answer” my five questions. I’ll post my demolition for all your so-called answers. But until now, there is no one who have answered my Bible Formula challenge.

  17. Jennifer said:

    Yes, it is astounding! God doesn’t need to prove Himself, and yet in His longsuffering for the likes of you, He makes known more infallable proofs that He wrote only one English speaking Bible for the times in which we live, but obviously that is not enough for those who wilfully disbelieve His Word.

    Do you know what is enough for me to know the Bible is God’s Word? It’s not mathematical coincidences that could not have come into existence until 14 centuries after the Apostles laid pen to paper. It is what the Bible says. The actual text should be sufficient for any Christian without this mathemagical hocus-pocus.

  18. RE:The actual text should be sufficient for any Christian without this mathemagical hocus-pocus

    Scott, are you saying the 3 simple examples I gave above are coincidence? Just respond with YES OR NO.

    Isa 55:9 “For as the heavens are higher than the earth, So are My ways higher than your ways And My thoughts than your thoughts.

    http://www.amazingword.com

    • Ransom says:

      Scott, are you saying the 3 simple examples I gave above are coincidence? Just respond with YES OR NO.

      Yes, I have every reason to believe it is coincidence.

  19. Jennifer says:

    Scott McClare, your unkind and uncharitable comments about anyone who would dare to expose the truth about the corrupt versions make it quite clear that you have no idea what the word “christian” means. It looks like you need more than mathmatical hocus-pocus, you need to be born again. The Lord is, even in this late hour of time as we know it, still revealing that His Word is pure and to be believed above the word of man. Check the central verse in the Bible, (i.e. the real Bible) God tells us to put our trust in God, not in man. But most like yourself will still not believe. When Christ returns for His own there will only be the few, the elect, the unspotted from this world. They will not be the scoffers who have a form of godliness, but deny the power thereof (by the very way they live and speak) ((11Tim.3:5).

  20. Scott McClare, your unkind and uncharitable comments about anyone who would dare to expose the truth about the corrupt versions make it quite clear that you have no idea what the word “christian” means.

    Jennifer, your uninformed and uncritical remarks about the subject matter of this post make it quite clear that you have no idea what the word “truth” means.

    It looks like you need more than mathmatical hocus-pocus, you need to be born again.

    Already have been, thank you. I have put my faith in the One of whom Scripture speaks, rather than mathemagical “miracles” about numbers and words that did not even exist in the day that the prophets and apostles wrote those words.

    On the other hand you seem to be adding the necessity to believe in KJV-onlyism to the Gospel. Perhaps it is you, not me, who does not know what is necessary to be born again – in which case, you should fear for your own soul rather than mine.

  21. Jennifer says:

    Very interesting you should say, Scott McClare, that you have put your faith in the “One”. Which “One” is this? Yes, you do need to believe the Bible to get saved.If you were one of the Lord’s, you would have discernment, (Is.28:9,Heb.5;14) of which you have nil, as the Spirit of God does lead those who belong to Him into all truth, which can only be found through His Word. The first fruit of the Spirit is love, of which you have displayed nil.
    Only resentment, ridicule, reproach, and reviling against true christians,(and anyone else who would disagree with you) who have endeavoured to uphold God’s Holy Word. You are satanic, sarcastic, sacriligious, sactimonious and smug. This is sadly, your fruit and “by their fruits ye shall know them”.

    • Ransom says:

      Very interesting you should say, Scott McClare, that you have put your faith in the “One”. Which “One” is this?

      You know very well that I was speaking of Jesus Christ, but the fact that you have to pretend I was speaking of someone else indicates that you have no interest in honest discussion. You started out on this blog pretending to be nicey-nicey, but it only took about half a dozen posts for your true, venomous, lying nature to come out.

      I don’t think I’ll be taking any further demands that I get saved seriously, coming from you.

  22. Jennifer says:

    Thank you, Periander. I looked at the sites above. These enemies of the cross do not have an answer, only ridicule. I wonder if they are worth all the time that is given to them when they are obviously heretics, who are not interested in the truth but glory in their shame and misconduct. The Apostle Paul warned the church at Philippi about the many who walked that were enemies of the cross of Christ, whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things. (Phil.3:18,19)You are a true soldier of the cross and upholder of the Word of God. I thank God for your loyalty to Him and His Word and your discernment and for the treasure you are storing up in heaven. I thank God that your fear of God is greater than your fear of man.(Matt.10:28)

  23. […] previous post managed to attract no less than its subject: Periander A. Esplana, the author of the mathemagical […]

  24. Jennifer wrote: “Thank you, Periander. I looked at the sites above. These enemies of the cross do not have an answer, only ridicule. I wonder if they are worth all the time that is given to them when they are obviously heretics, who are not interested in the truth but glory in their shame and misconduct. The Apostle Paul warned the church at Philippi about the many who walked that were enemies of the cross of Christ, whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things. (Phil.3:18,19)You are a true soldier of the cross and upholder of the Word of God. I thank God for your loyalty to Him and His Word and your discernment and for the treasure you are storing up in heaven. I thank God that your fear of God is greater than your fear of man.(Matt.10:28)”

    P.E. reply:
    You’re definitely right. They were not able to face the truth. They were not able to handle the established facts and irrefutable evidences I gave to them. What they did was just to ridicule with no substantial answer to my e-book which thoroughly demolish their so-called answers. One Christian wrote to me recently the following: “Do what you want, but your just wasting your time with these guys. These guys are nobodies, doing nothing for the Lord and going nowhere. The time you spend on these clowns could be time spent on productive things. Your book speaks for itself, they can take it or leave it. They do not want truth, it doesn’t matter what you say, their hearts are hardened and their eyes blinded.” You reminded me again when you said above: “I wonder if they are worth all the time that is given to them when they are obviously heretics, who are not interested in the truth but glory in their shame and misconduct.”

    It seems indeed that they are all moron with regards to truth as revealed by the King James Bible.

    I suggest that you make also your own blog so that you can share to the world what God had given you in the light of His perfect words. Send me the link once you made it and I’m going to contribute some articles on KJB inerrancy. God bless you always.

    • Ransom says:

      It seems indeed that they are all moron with regards to truth as revealed by the King James Bible.

      Well. With gracious, yet factually devastating arguments like that, it’s no wonder we moron are all speechless.

      [rolls eyes, hard]

  25. Jennifer says:

    Yes, one day you and all the other unbelievers will be speechless when you stand before the Great White Throne, where every mouth will be stopped and all found guilty before a Holy God who will judge you. Don’t give me this lying bit that you throw at everyone when you don’t have an answer, and you are cornered, you can’t hide behind that fallacy, when you stand before God, the judge of the Universe. What will your excuse be to him? That He also lies, when He says “depart from me ye workers of iniquity”. Scott, this is not being venomous, nothing would make me happier than to hear you have had your eyes opened.

    • Ransom says:

      I’m not worried about standing before God, no matter how many KJV-only weirdos threaten that God will get me because I refuse to kowtow to their foolishness.

      The object of my faith is Jesus and his atoning sacrific, not the Blessed Virgin KJV or its magic vowel counts.

      Scott, this is not being venomous,

      Lying is a sin, you know.

  26. Jennifer says:

    Periander,Yes, there does come a time when heretics should not even be given a hearing. We are told in Titus 3:10 “A man who is a heretic, after the first and second admonition, reject”.So scriptually, we would be right to have no more to do with these people. I am coming to believe that we are casting our pearls before swine, as they still persist in their willful ignorance of God’s Word. It is a willfull rebellion, but what concerns me are those they may be leading astray, who are not sure, as they may not be saved or may be young in the faith or just confused with all the perversions Satan is throwing at them. Interesting to see that in the perversions the word “heretic” is largely taken out.I must be carefull how I say this as the opposers of God’s Word are quick, if you make an honest mistake to class you as a liar. They love to think evil,because as a man thinketh, so is he!We must remember it has to come, the drought of the Word of God.see Amos 8:11-12.

  27. Jennifer says:

    “These are wells without water, clouds that are carried with a tempest; to whom the mist of darkness is reserved forever. For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness, those that were clean escaped from them who live in error. While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption; for of whom a man is overcome, of the same is he brought in bondage.” 11 Peter 2:17-19.

  28. Jennifer says:

    “Woe unto them! For they have gone in the way of Cain, and ran greedily after the error of Balaam for reward, and perished in the gainsaying of Cor’-e. These are spots in your feasts of charity, when they feast with you,feeding themselves without fear; clouds they are without water, carried about of winds; trees whose fruit withereth, without fruit, twice dead, plucked up by the roots; Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness forever.” Jude 1:11-13

  29. Jennifer says:

    “Behold , the days come, saith the Lord God, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the Lord: And they shall wander from sea to sea, and from the north even to the east, they shall run to and fro to seek the word of the Lord, and shall nor find it. Amos 8:11-12.The above verses warn us that gross spiritual darkness would spread over the land like a shroud of death and people would wander trying to find the true Word of God preached! These days are upon us now! But take heart, true christian, God still watches over His small remant.

  30. Jennifer says:

    All the warnings in scripture point to the soon coming of our Lord Jesus Christ! When we see these things happening, we are told to “look up” for our redemption draweth nigh! Those who do not yet know the Saviour, time is so short,get to know Him now. He loves you, He died for you, in your place where you and I should have died. Simply in your heart acknowledge your sin, which caused His death, realise the exceeding seriousness of sin, to cause the God of the Universe to send His own Son to die in your place, and be prepared to turn from your sin and acknowledge Christ as Lord of your life and Saviour.

    • Ransom says:

      Since my salvation is not dependent on my worshiping your precious Bible translation, you are hereby invited to fly a kite.

      Also, if you continue to multiply comments on my blog unnecessarily, for example by making three or four separate entries where one would suffice, I will mark your comments as spam. If you want to bloviate, start your own blog. Don’t abuse mine.

  31. Said author above asked: Why should I expect this apparent mathematical coincidence to have any significance at all?”

    One of God’s identifying titles is “I am the first and the last…” See Isaiah 44:4, 44:6, and 48:12, also Revelation 1:11, 1:17, 2:8, 22:13.

    Rev 22:13
    (13) I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

    The first and the last … what? Possible answers might be “In the beginning … God” (Genesis 1:1) and “In the beginning … was the Word” (John 1:1) The bible starts with God, and ends with the Lord Jesus Christ.

    But he’s also called the Word. It’s interesting that this famous description of God just happens to be the “first and the last” or “the beginning and the end” of our Bible, when weighed by the method of “alpha and omega.” Maybe that’s not a coincidence. Maybe that’s a signature.

    You said that “Since my salvation is not dependent on my worshiping your precious Bible translation, you are hereby invited to fly a kite.”

    What an attitude! Do you think there are any doctrines that matter? Unitarians are not fond of the the authorized reading of 1 John 5:7 any more than they are of 1 Timothy 3:16. Does your bible say that “God was manifest in the flesh?”

    Most modern translations today are Unitarian translations: they won’t have 1 John 5:7, and they exclude, rewrite, and chip away at the identity of Christ until he becomes “just a mere man.”

    When an artist paints a painting, he puts a signature in the bottom. And when we transmit large data files over the internet, we use check sums, to help assure the recipient that they are receiving the whole package, as it was meant to be delivered. And when we handle objects, God designed us so we leave behind fingerprints.

    Our salvation is based upon what we understand about God, and most of what we know is because it is written down for us in a book. Maybe we should make sure we’re reading from the right book. How many “fingerprints” do you need to see before you’d give the subject serious consideration and start testing it?

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